Wednesday, May 18, 2011


Skeletons are really skinny. People say that I'm skinny, but have they ever seen a skeleton? Compared to a skeleton, I'm like He-Man... except I'm black, I have a better haircut and I wear more clothes (most of the time). Also, people say that I'm just skin and bones (very untrue), but skeletons don't even have skin. If you think my shoulder is bony and uncomfortable to lean on, I'd like to see you try to lean on someone in a world full of skeletons. So... yeah, to anyone who thinks I'm too skinny (especially the swarms of drunks in Tempe who always advise me to "eat a sandwich"), you should meet a skeleton.

Regular-sized me:

very skinny skeleton:

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