What I'm Listening To

Honestly, I'd be willing to bet the Nets win a game before the Colts... just saying. Also, if the Packers go undefeated, I will not look at you like this sh*t gravy. I will be pissed.

Edit: I stand corrected. Colts are no longer winless and Packers are no longer undefeated. Today is a good day.

Some Thoughts

I saw an extremely obese cat today. It looked like a furry bean bag chair with a head

"you have to have been there at the time to understand it" jokes are no fun if you were the only person there at the time

The guy in front of me in the checkout line at Safeway today paid with a $100 bill. Baller.

Whenever I walk quickly behind a woman at night, she freaks out like I'm some sort of monster or criminal. The same situation happened except for the fact that I was walking behind a man instead of a woman. The only thing he did was turn towards me and say, "you're really haulin' ass there, man!". The point of this anecdote is that women should chill out. I know that the world is a dangerous place and all, but you shouldn't just assume that, just because you're a woman and I'm a fast-walking black guy, it's automatically a bad situation. Maybe I'm not in a hurry because I want to rob or murder you. Maybe I just have stuff to do... or my groceries are really heavy. I hope that wasn't offensive or controversial or anything. It just seems odd how differently men and women act in the same situations.

I spent all this time buying healthy crap at the grocery store today, but yesterday I ate a large pizza for a snack.

I raced a half marathon yesterday (wooh! wooh! it was fun) and I was running right next to this one guy for the first nine miles or so. He seemed like an overall nice guy, but he spat and blew snot rockets for the entire time we were running together. Do you know what it's like to run next to someone as they hawk loogies for forty-five minutes? It's not cool. Also, spitting is kind of one of my pet peeves. I think it's just because I'm not good at it. I won't get into the details, but it never works out for me. As a result, I'm probably subconsciously envious of spitters, and I manifest this envy as hate or something.

Difficult homework problems in a class that's mostly based off of reading and interpreting arguments (as opposed to weird probability story problem things that are on the homework) on the last day of school is not cool. C'mon, son!

Cool Covers vol. 6

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I saw Rozzi Crane perform live a couple weeks ago. She was on tour with T. Mills, Milkman and Kreayshawn (play the game on her website), and she was definitely my favorite performance of the night. Kreayshawn was kind of lame, but I still got my gucci gucci on... but I digress. Anyway, Rozzi Crane is dope, and her cover of "High and Dry" is cool.

p.s. One of her backup singers at the show looked just like Eric from Gossip Girl. I'm super serial about this. It must have been his twin or doppelganger or something. I looked for a picture of him (the backup singer, not Eric), but I couldn't find one.

My Room

What I'm Listening to

Some Thoughts

I have never found the pineapple on an episode of Psych

If a man made of iron tried to do an Ironman, I think he'd have some trouble on the swimming portion... maybe the bike part too. Iron Man would probably do well in an Ironman though. However, like a man made of iron, he would probably be too heavy for a traditional tri bike. He would probably have to invent something special, but I think Tony Stark would be up to the challenge.

frogs are really cute. Also, adult frogs are cuter than tadpoles.

I just used the word 'cute'. That seemed so unnatural.

I've been trying to catch a fly in my apartment all week. I finally got it today, but seeing the squished fly body on my hand was nowhere near as satisfying as I imagined it to be.

I think I do to many things by myself (i.e. going to the movies, shopping, playing video games, watching television, etc.). As a result, I'm socially awkward when I do similar things with groups of people. I'm not saying that I'm utterly hopeless around other people or anything like that, but I'm definitely a little out of my element in group activities. If socializing was a class, I would probably get a C+... and I'm talking about a regular class, not a an AP class or an honors class.

My tea is warm, but not hot.

Why does that Kanye interview automatically play whenever I open my blog? I'm listening to him talk about how he can't put porn in his music videos as I type. I should un-embed the video and just post the link instead. I'll get around to that... eventually.